Oposite sides of me

So basically I am actually crazy. BUT, like every other woman- I have two sides to my style. I like clean, black and white, sophisticated and Looking like I have a stick up my ass. I also like to look like a clown. Here are two designers I am drawn to.

        Marios Schwab and Meadham Kirchhoff                                  

       Here is what I think I look like and Here is what I end up looking like.

photos are from Vogue.fr in the fashion week section.